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About Me Member Deviant of Many Talents 0bobert020/Male/South Africa Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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mitch heberg one of the greatest comedians in the

Mon Apr 9, 2007, 2:12 PM
  • Mood: Pride
I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language. I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here. I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She made it half way. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set. I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up. I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. Pickles are cucumbers that sold out. I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music." As if there's any other way to take it in. I tried to taste it...didn't work. 2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty. At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick." My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice." I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle. Mitch Hedberg 1968- 2005

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  • Current Residence: South Africa
  • Interests: Music, Sports, partying and meeting new people
  • Favourite movie: Fight Club and a Knights Tale (you heard me right, yep the one with Heath Ledger)
  • Favourite band or musician: System of a down, Blink 182, Bullet for my valentine and lots more
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Operating System: My Brain
  • Favourite game: Snap
  • Favourite cartoon character: Sasko sam the breadman
  • Personal Quote: You can plan the perfect picnic but you cant plan the weather

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thank you very much for the fav, biaatch :smooch:

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hey.....i havent heard from u in a minute...lol have u checked out my pictures that i drew,,,,,i did alot of deviating...lmao....so yeah how ya been .....i joined another room or whatever so i dont get to talk to u often....um....throw me some comments man....

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Caramelqueenyingyang
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;D Hey there! I'm glad you liked Mystery! See you in #thewaterbook =p

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Thank you for the fave.

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Hello, *waiting for you to submit....

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